Husband working abroad wrote to his wife..
Dear Sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I’m
sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.
sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.
Signed, Your Husband,
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His wife replied…*
Sweetheart Dearest,
Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses…
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.
Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !
Signed, Your Wife
hahahaha....bapak tokojut si husband!
moral of the story, don't work abroad and leave ur wife...haha!
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