Mau DOSA segera???? Halal lagi!

Assalamualaikum.....

Nak DOSA segera? Senang jer. Tak perlu mencuri, memfitnah, melawan cakap orang tua atau apa2 lagi benda jahat yang sewaktu dengannya untuk korang dapatkan DOSA ni. Semua orang boleh dapat DOSA ni. Halal lagi. Nak????

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Jeng jeng jeng...................

Dapatkannya di TESCO berhampiran anda.....Sumpah tak tipu, memang ada.........*facepalm

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Nekk…nape nenek takde boyfriend?

Ada sebuah rumah yang didiami oleh nenek yang sudah 10 tahun kehilangan suaminya yang sedang sibuk mengemas ruang tamu rumah nya sambil ditemani oleh cucu kesayanganya. ….
Tiba- tiba cucu nya bertanya…

Cucu: Nekk…nape nenek takde boyfriend?..
Nenek kehairanan mendengar soalan cepu gangsa yang diberikan oleh cucu bertuah nya itu…Lalu dia pun menjawab..
Nenek: Ehh..sape kate nenek takde boyfriend.. ade la..die selalu teman nenek di kala sunyi..
Cucu: Siapa nenek…
Nenek: Ni ha…[sambil menunjukkan tv di ruang tamu tersbt] dia la boyfriend nenek..
Cucu:..oo…

Lalu nenek itu ingin menonton tv…apabila tv di buka..siaran nyatidak jelas..Lalu nenek itu pun menepuk2 belakang tv itu untukmendapatkan siaran yang lebih jelas..Tapi masih tidak berhasil..
Tiba2…datang Pak Lebai ke rumah Nenek untuk menjemput nenek datang majlis doa selamat rumahnya malam nanti…

Pak Lebai:Assalammualai kum…
Cucu: Wa’laikumsalam. ..ada apa Tok Lebai..
Pak Lebai: Nenek kamu ada….
Cucu: Ada..tapi die tengah sibuk duk menepuk-nepuk boyfriend dia tu..
Pak Lebai:Ha????

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kisses from husband to wife....

Husband working abroad wrote to his wife..

Dear Sweetheart,

I can’t send my salary this month, as I have overspent. I’m
sending 100 kisses instead.
You are my sweetheart.

Signed, Your Husband,

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His wife replied…*

Sweetheart Dearest,

Thanks for the 100 kisses, below is the list of expenses…

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man agreed only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items .. (hope u understand??)
5. Other expenses 40 kisses.

Please don’t worry about me, I have a remaining balance
of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for next month? Please Advise !

Signed, Your Wife

hahahaha....bapak tokojut si husband!

moral of the story, don't work abroad and leave ur wife...haha!

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seronoknye hrga minyak naik!!!!!!

Kuala Lumpur – Awal pagi lagi stesyen minyak sekitar Lembah Kelang di kunjungi oleh ramai pengguna kenderaan yang berpusu pusu untuk mendapatkan bekalan minyak dengan harga baru. 

klik READ MORE dibwh utk bacaan sebenar knpa makhluk2 ni epi minyak naik....

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TERJAH!!! - Fesbuk2 binatang!!

Agak2nya la kn......lau menatang2 haiwan2 ade fesbuk,ape agaknya status diorg ye??????

Jom kte terjah edisi maya...hehehehe.....

CICAK

"Tuan rumah baru beli reket elektrik, gua kenduri nyamuk BBQ mlm nih…"

kalau x pun,

"Kawan2, kalo free mlm ni dtgla umah..ade mjlis tahlil utk isteriku yg mati tersepit pintu..."

bley jadik jgak...

"Mau ke ke bilik air anak tuan rumah jap … baru beli videocam baru …"

lagi status dibwh....rajin2la klik READ MORE dibwah yer...

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Lawak Siri 1....

Kari Mamak

Satu ari, abg aku ngan kwn dia gi kedai mamak. kwn dia ckp kt mamak tu, “mamak, kari ni rasa semacam je. kari smlm ke?”

mamak tu pun reply, “u kalu mau kari hari ni, u dtg esok la.”


lagi cte lawak dgn klik READ MORE dibwah>>>>>

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mulakan hari anda dengan minuman yg menyegarkan....ekeke...

OH TIDAK!!!!

gmbar lucah mula membanjiri blog ni!!!!!

huhuhuhuhu......

nak tgk???? x pyah la....

nak jgak?????

hurm....tgk la....

tp yg ade heart attack dilarang tgk....

hihihihi......

utk tgk gmbr 2 klik je READ MORE kt bwah ni ok!!!

jeng3........

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semut api pulak kantoi dkat fesbuk selepas semut hitam n lipas....mcm2...

post ni merupakan kesinambungan post sebelumnya yg mengenai semut hitam n semut api bergaduh n akhirnya kantoi dgn shieldtox.....

kali ni semut api pulak kantoi...

alangkah seronoknye lau jadi tuan umah ni....

xyah nk susah2 nk trace location menatang2 ni....

lagi gambar kantoi ni dgn menekan READ MORE dibwh.... =]

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semut n lipas yg kantoi ngan shiledtox dkat fesbuk....

lagi2 mslh pergaduhan dkat fesbuk.......

kali ni melibatkan semut dengan lipas pulak....

kalau dlm post sblum ni yanie da msukkan sultan mahmud yg kantoi dgn tun teja sbb post status nk kawen dgn puteri dunung ledang...dah baca????kalau belum klik saja SINI...

gambar pergaduhan atr semut n lipas ni boleh korang lihat dengan menekan READ MORE dibwh....

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Kalau Tipu Kena Lempang

Samad adalah seorang profesor terulung, dia berhasil mencipta robot yang boleh mengesan pembohongan, dia membuat robot itu sehinggakan ketika mendengar pembohongan, robot tersebut akan terus menampar si pembohong itu.

Samad dengan bangganya membawa robot itu ke ruang tamu dan menunggu anak lelakinya pulang. Tapi anaknya tidak kunjung pulang. Sehingga pagi barulah anaknya pulang.

Klik READ MORE utk membaca cte lawak ini.,...

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Sultan Mahmud Melaka, Puteri Gnung Ledang, Hang Tuah n TunTeja bergaduh di FACEBOOK?????

Ini bukannya mimpi...

tp mmg kenyataan!!! 

habis kerana Sultan Mahmud Melaka nk kawen dgn Puteri Gunung Ledang...

smua bergaduh di fesbuk masing2.....

xcaye?????

klik READ MORE kt bwh ni utk lihat bukti.....

jeng3....

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20 cara utk bagi roommate anda jadi gila...

hehehehe.....

boleh apply ni....

sape2 ada rumet blh apply la ea....

huhuhu....

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Fesyen Terbaru G Kenduri Kawen.....Ngoks!

Fesyen terbaru ke lupa pkai inner?????

huhuhuhu......

ngok ngek btul.....

xpasal2 rmai je org dtg kenduri 2.....

layan je la..... =P


nk tgk ke gmbr ni????lau nk tgk sila klil 'Read More' kt bwah ni ea....
jgn terkejut dh la....huhuhuhu.....

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kenapa perempuan melayu mudah sangat kena rasuk??

Kes ini berlaku betul diruang pelajar perempuan membasuh kain. Berlaku diasrama puteri. Kebanyakan yang terkena rasukan adalah gadis melayu dan tidak pernah ada kes berlaku pada pelajar kaum Cina dan India. Di mana salah nya…

Kita ikuti percakapan antara bomoh melayu dan syaitan......

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jokes of the day.....Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft????

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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human or ghost?????

korang tgk gmbr bwh ni,diambil di china....
agak2 korang,2 mnusia ke hantu????
nk kata hantu,mcm mnusia...
nk kata mnusia,cm hantu pn ade....
pinin2.....
hakhakhak......

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