Monday, June 29, 2009

aksi-aksi student....

haha...korang cm ni x????

Every New Semester
new semester

After 1st Week
after one week

After 2nd Week
after 2 weeks in college


Ada lagi…

Before the Midterm Exam
before mid term


During the Midterm Exam
during mid term exam


After the Midterm Exam
after mid term exam


Before the Final Exam
before final end exams


After Seeing the Schedule of the Final Exams
exam schedule


7 Days before the Finals
seven days before finals


6 Days before Finals
6 days before finals
5 Days before Finals
five days


4 Days before Finals
4 days


3 Days before Finals
three days


2 Days before Finals
two days before final exams


1 Day before Finals (Night before the Final Exam)
night before final exams


1 Hour before Final Exam
one hour before exam


During Final Exam
during exams


After coming out of the Examination Hall
after exam


After College during Holidays
that is what collge is all about


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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

marjerin membunuh!!!!!!!!!

Marjerin pada asalnya bahan yang dihasilkan bagi menggemukkan ayam belanda
(turkey). Apabila ia menyebabkan kematian kepada haiwan terbabit, orang yang
melabur wang mereka dalam kajian itu mahukan wang mereka semula lalu memerah
otak untuk mencari jalan apa yang mahu dibuat dengan barangan tersebut bagi
mendapat semula wang pelaburan mereka.


Ianya adalah sebatian bahan berwarna putih yang tidak menyelerakan lalu
mereka tambah pewarna kuning dan menjual kepada orang ramai sebagai ganti
mentega. Suka tak? Mereka dengan liciknya telah menghasilkan marjerin dengan
pelbagai perasa baru.
TAHUKAH ANDA ...perbezaan antara marjerin dan mentega?

Bacalah sehingga ke akhirnya.anda tentu tertarik! Kedua-duanya mempunyai
jumlah kalori yang sama. Mentega sedikit tinggi kandungan lemak tepunya
sebanyak 8 gram berbanding 5 gram pada marjerin. Dengan memakan marjerin
boleh meningkatkan penyakit jantung pada wanita sebanyak 53% berbanding
memakan jumlah sama mentega, menurut Kajian Perubatan Harvard yang terbaru.

Memakan mentega meningkatkan penyerapan banyak nutrien lain dalam makanan.
Mentega mempunyai banyak faedah nutrisi berbanding marjerin kerana ia adalah
makanan tambah nilai!

Mentega lebih enak berbanding marjerin dan ia boleh menaikkan rasa makanan
lain. Mentega sudah pun wujud selama berabad-abad sedangkan marjerin
terhasil kurang dari 100 tahun.
Dan sekarang kita bercakap tentang marjerin. Ia sangat tinggi kandungan asid
lemak Trans. Meningkatkan risiko penyakit jantung koronari sebanyak tiga
kali ganda. Ia meningkatkan kolesterol total serta LDL (kolesterol
berbahaya) dan menurunkan HDL (kolesterol bagus). Marjerin menaikkan risiko
penyakit barah sebanyak lima kali ganda. Ia mengurangkan jumlah susu badan.
Ia juga merendahkan respons pertahanan tubuh serta keberkesanan insulin
semula jadi badan.


Dan ini ialah fakta yang paling membimbangkan . INI IALAH BAHAGIAN YANG
SANGAT MENARIK!
Marjerin hanya kekurangan SATU MOLEKUL untuk menjadi PLASTIK. Fakta ini
sahaja sudah cukup membuatkan saya mengelak dari memakan marjerin seumur
hidup saya dan setiap barangan yang melalui proses hidrogenasi (ia bermakna
hidrogen ditambah, mengubah struktur molekul bahan).

Anda boleh cuba melakukan ujikaji ini:
Belilah satu mangkuk marjerin dan tinggalkan ia dalam garaj mahupun tempat
teduh. Dalam masa dua hari anda akan dapati dua perkara berikut:

*tiada lalat yang menghurung, tidak juga lalat buah akan menghampirinya (ia
sepatutnya memberitahu sesuatu kepada anda)
*ianya tidak akan membusuk atau bertukar baunya kerana ia tiada nilai-nilai
nutrisi; tidak akan ada apa yang tumbuh atasnya. Hatta satu mikroorganisma
juga tidak akan membiak atasnya. Kenapa? Kerana ia sangat hampir kepada
plastik. Mahukah anda meleburkan Tupperware dan menyapu ia ke atas roti
anda?

BAGUSLA KALAU DAH TAHU..Sebar2kan supaya jumlah pesakit jantung & barah berkurang.


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Monday, June 15, 2009

i luv dbsk!!!!

it's time to get to know them......
they are Korean singers.....
they are good in singing and dancing....
luv them!!!

DBSK by mei.mei.





from left : Xiah Junsu, Micky Yoochun, Hero Jaejoong (like him most!), Max Changmin & U Know Yunho

more pictures after ths....
DBSK - Tonight by mei.mei.


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Friday, June 12, 2009

jokes of the day.....Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft????

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find'
button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?

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it's a restaurant not a hospital!!!

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awesome right????



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projek kt highway....gila btul org2 zman skrg....

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All of these picture was taken by smartphone (phone with camera, smart right!). Let read something new about smartphone.

Cell Phones, Mobile Phone. What Are Your Reasons For Buying A Mobile Phone? You Should Also Learn To Make The Most Out Of Cell Phones. Let’s say you’re wondering whether or not to buy a mobile phone or what you should get. It’s amazing that you’ve gone on long enough without one but I’d have to say that in this day and age, everyone needs a cell phone. Even if you’re not into fancy features and services, at least get a basic mobile phone to make calls. But if you could learn how to get the most out of your cell phones, perhaps you would consider getting a really nifty one?

Most people don’t consider it important but reading your mobile phone manual can actually net you some cool pieces of information. Plus, cell phones these days have very easy-to-read manuals and by reading it, you could discover some extra features you didn’t know about. And you’d never know when these extra features could come in handy.

For example, most cell phones have phone books that are packed with extra features that you might not have known about. They can sometimes store up to 500 entries. And for each entry you may be able to store multiple phone numbers, their email addresses and even make notes about them! This is especially useful for keeping track of your business contacts.

If you check your mobile phone, you might find a feature called Voice Commands. It allows you to dial numbers just by reading out a name. This is known as the Voice Activated Dialing and is extremely popular due its convenience. 0492_apple-iphone1Depending on the cell phone model you get, you might be surprised with the long list of voice commands you can give to your phone.

For those who can’t afford a digital camera but have always been wishing for one, take a look at a camera phone. The quality of the integrated camera phones in the market are improving rapidly and the feature is really handy for spontaneous snapshots.

Apart from voice commands and the ability to take pictures, there are loads you can do with a mobile phone these days. So if you’re curious enough to check out the latest cell phones and accessories in the market, then get online today! There’s really no better place to look for a mobile phone. Whether you’re shopping for something new, something used or even some really good deals, you can find them all when you shop for cell phones online.


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gadis mengandung anak tkus????

this is a real story in China which i get it from my email forward by my beloved mom....
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Cerita ni sebenarnya dalam bahasa CINA so di translate cerita nie dalam

bahasa melayu....

HATI-HATI bila pakai TUALA WANITA..

check dulu expired date...

Kualiti..

dan paling PENTING kebersihanya...

takot2 ada pulak telur binatang dekat atas tuala wanita tu...



Seorang pelajar cina berusia 17 tahun tak taula dr negara mana telah

mengalami muntah2 mcm orang mengandung tu la
kan....

Beliau seorang kanak2 miskin dan bapanya pula seorang penjual TUALA

WANITA...

disebabkan banyak tuala wanita yang expired,si bapa telah mengagihkan

tuala wanita itu untuk dipakai oleh anak dan isterinya..

Almaklumla kehidupanya yg miskin dan kalau buang tu rasanya satu

pembaziran kot pada keluarga mangsa tadi...

so anak2 dgn bini dia pon pakaila TUALA WANITA tu....

lepas maybe beberapa bulan si anak mengalami muntah,loya tekak mcm

orang2 mengandung tu...

Dengan segera si bapa membawa anak ke hospital untuk diperiksa ape

penyakit anaknya..

dan doktor memberi jawapan yang mengejutkan bahawa si anak telah

MENGANDUNG....

maka hairanla si anak..dia menafikan bahawa dia mengandung kerana dia

tidak mempunyai teman lelaki,masih bersekolah dan tidak pernah melakukan

hubungan seks..

Scan punya scan doktor memberitahu bahawa terdapat 20EKOR ANAK TIKUS

yang dikandungkan oleh pelajar terbabit...MUNGKIN KETIKA PERIOD TELUR2

TIKUS TELAH DISENYAWAKAN KOT DAN MASUK KEDALAM OVARI PELAJAR

TERSEBUT..MUNGKINN.....

doktor terpaksa membuat pembedahan ke atas pelajar tersebut kerana

didapati anak2 tikus terbabit telah tumbuh gigi dan dikhuatiri akan

memakan kesemua organ dalaman pelajar tersebut...

kesemua doktor sahaja yang berani melakukan pembedahan itu,...

pelajar terbabit kini disahkan tidak boleh mengandung lg kerana mereka

telah mencuci keseluruhan dalaman pelajar tersebut kerana dikhutiri

dijangkiti virus tikus yg kotor itu...



Moral of the story......

*NAK BELI PAD TU CHECK DULU EXPIRED DATE..

*MAKE SURE PAD YG DIBELI TU BEBAS DARIPADA KOTORAN ATAU TELUR2

BINATANGSILAP2 KANG
ADA TELUR LIPAS BERANAK LIPAS LAK LEPAS NI...

*SAMA2 MENJAGA KEBERSIHAN DAN MEMASTIKAN KEJADIAN SEPERTI NIE TAK

TERJADI



ATTACHED DUA GAMBAR ANAK2 TIKUS TU SELEPAS PEMBEDAHAN DILAKUKAN...






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telekung duduk...

Ni kejadian kat rumah seseorang ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Lepas amik air sembahyang,dia pie sembang ngan kawan dia dulu.
Selalu pie sembahyang terus..
Lepas abis sembang.masuk bilik tengok telukung dia duk duduk macam org tgh sembahyang..

hurm......unbelievable....



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